Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaynor
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a
virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband #1 was
a Sales Representative.
He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services. He said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband #4 was in
Telemarketing. Even
though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration.
He thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in
Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist. All he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a
Gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector. All he ever did was.......God I miss him.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so
excited."
"Wonderful," said the husband. "But why?
Said the wife: "You're with the GOVERNMENT..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."
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isnt this a "bike" joke thread ?...................