Bike Jokes Thread. - Page 2 - Pedelec Forums

keithhazel · #11 (**permalink**) 29th June 2008, 21:00

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Originally Posted by Beeping-Sleauty

yes folks, it is the one & only, world famous, trick cycling team.... the Sprockettes.....

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pink dont suit you BS...stick to the mud

Beeping-Sleauty · #12 (**permalink**) 29th June 2008, 21:20

It's Gerri Halliwell, usual pose, but this time on a eBike.......

no don't titter... she's 'singin' in the rain"

keithhazel · #13 (**permalink**) 29th June 2008, 21:27

I've really had it with my dog," said the first guy to his neighbor. "He'll chase anyone on a bicycle"

"Hmmm, that is a problem," said the neighbor. "What are you thinking of doing about it?"

"Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!"

aaannndddyyy · #14 (**permalink**) 29th June 2008, 21:28

You Might Be A Bike Weenie If...

You empathize with the roadkill.

Despite all that winter weight you put on, you'll skim weight by buying titanium components

Your bikes are worth more than your car.

You put your bike in your car and the value of the total package increases by a factor of 4 (or better).

You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bike(s) to fit.

When you move to a new area the first thing you look for is a bike shop.

You view crashes as an opportunity to upgrade components.

Your New Years resolution is to put more miles on your bike than your car, and you do it.

You know your cadence, but you have no idea what your speed is.