Bike Jokes Thread.

[Gaynor]

isnt this a "bike" joke thread ?..................

Lighten up its only a joke.




Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it's too tyred!



(btw I cheated, I got mine from here Cycling Jokes

[ITSPETEINIT]

Originally Posted by Gaynor

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector. ............................................
."

Hey Gaynor, you missed out the one about the Cyclist

Peter

[keithhazel]

Originally Posted by Gaynor


"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector. ............................................
."

Hey Gaynor, you missed out the one about the Cyclist

Peter
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Peter. i think there must have been a soft ware error on your computer as on ours it reads...
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector,who rode to work daily on his electric bike ............................................
."
hope this helps..keith..

[Mandy]

Originally Posted by Beeping-Sleauty

yikes...

Mmmmm he was holding a brolly whilst riding a bike???

[Mandy]

Horse walks into a bar
The barman says: Why the long face?

[oldosc]

Originally Posted by Mandy

Horse walks into a bar
The barman says: Why the long face?

Horse says.."some one's just nicked my bike"

[Mandy]

Originally Posted by oldosc

Horse says.."some one's just nicked my bike"

Horse then realised that after 6 pints he had actually not parked it where he thought he had and walks said bike safely home to his stable.
Ok a human may not be as sensible Would they? lol
Mandy

[Beeping-Sleauty]

those last couple of entries were so good, i giving them the 'Hot Horse Breeze Award'...........

[Beeping-Sleauty]

and take some chums too...

[Beeping-Sleauty]

form passing monks who want to help tune your instruments.....