Ooo, how funny. I know the coppers down here would rather sit around with a speed gun than do any actual work for a living, but this one takes the biscuit. I'm rather tempted to go over there and see if I can get myself nicked.
A friend at work told me the other day what her husband had said when he spotted me cycling over the brow of a hill (without knowing it was me) .... I won't share all of it

but the jist was that he was seriously impressed by the speed I managed. They're running a book at work for how long it is before I cause an accident due to driver distraction ......
