Recent content by grasshopper

Not really ... its just a very small car! :D

Very disappointing news! I was intending to do the same this Summer when I buy my new Smart e-bike! :(

The Smart e-bike has a USB port ... :cool:

Not to me! When life is sh1te, seeing a smile just reminds me how much better off is someone else! :(

Done .......

Thank you David. I am looking forward to seeing the bikes at the NEC ... I'm sure that the Grace Easy would meet my needs, but I do like to have the very best ... and the MX seems to have all the bells and whistles a boy could wish for! Thanks again for the 'earmark' offer. GraceHopper(?)...

See you there, David! Do I bring my cheque book or cash? On a more pessimistic note, I am assuming a protracted delivery timescale? Grasshopper :cool:

I have bought my ticket for the Cycle Show at the NEC on the strength of this post. Do you have your stand number yet, David? Do these bikes come with mudguards? :) Not really bothered about having an ashtray. :D

Now we know what he used as bait!

Recently visited an Air Show where, regretfully, bikes were not admitted to the site; they had to be left at the perimeter fence.:(

So that is what they were saying!:o I thought it was Geronimo! Wasn't it an American paratrooper who was told to shout Geronimo as he left the aircraft? Ended up splattered on the ground because he couldn't remember the name of the injun! ... Old Joke not worn well with time I'm afraid...

Gotcha cwah! Just seen you over my house ... why don't you drop in for a cuppa? (Its OK, folks ... I've already called the Home for the Bewildered ... white van on way)

For goodness sake ... let the silly bug*er get on with it! If cwah doesn't post again ... we will know that the advice was correct and he came to a sticky end! If he does post again, presumably he will tell us all it worked fine and we will all have learned something. Anyway, what happened...

Looks like you just did ...

Well, Victor ... I can't say that I am at all familiar with ITV. I was raised in the north of England, and my parents arranged for an engineer to remove the ITV button from our television receiver. My education is therefore sadly lacking.:) I too had a long career in HM Forces. In the early...