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I could think of some people on the brexit thread who'd have a better argument.

People who use the word 'literally' in all the wrong places. So, it's like they literally don't like know what literally means.

The poll seemed to show that Scots were in favour of being independent but the English were against it. Why do the English care if Scotland leaves or stays?

One can but live in hope. ;)

I'm sorry about the late reply but I've been out in my shed. I have fixed it. The wee tank is now designed like a syringe. As the bike travels along the road, the plunger for the syringe is connected through gears so that it is pulled very slowly. This creates just enough of a pressure drop to...

Just so you know! I've patented the sprouts idea. If there's £2.8 million up for grabs, I'm staking my claim. Mrs May won't know/care if it's genuine. As long as I can get it onto either BBC news or question time, I think she'll fall for it. I'll get my £1.73 back somehow..

Many years ago, one of my neighbour's daughter learned how to play the pipes. Now, he didn't want her doing it in the house so he sent her to the garage. His garage was nearer my house than his. Many a day, after a nightshift I lay in bed listening to, what sounded like, a cat with it's tail...

Are you speaking from experience? ;)

I've just been looking through my posts in this thread. I'm not too sure that I'm taking this Brexit/indyref2 situation seriously. How on Earth will I make it through the next two years with that attitude?

Looks like I'll need to invest another £1.73. It's an expensive game this inventing.

No, the methane isn't a problem, it's an opportunity. You store it in a wee tank on your bike, then when you get home you plumb it into your house heating system saving you money. I didn't invest £1.73 in this without giving it some thought. ;)

Whatever you do, don't waste your money testing 'Blushed butter oak' lettuce. I tried those and couldn't get the Tourer to go any more than 50 yards. I had invested £1.73 on this ill fated venture. There are 6 other main types of lettuce that I haven't tried. I wish you success in your new...

Indyref2 has had an early victory. 48 hours after Stilettoes Sturgeon announced it, Tesco have taken their 25% increase back off the White chocolate chip muffins. It just shows, there's still hope ahead of us.

We're going for a soft Indy, in recognition of our long time in a union with the people in England. How this is going to work is all worked out. When we leave the UK we're going to join the EU. the EU will have certain rules for us. One of these will be which side of the road to...

OI, you leave wee stillettoes alone. She's a national treasure. ;) Getting serious though, she's got a problem. The people who voted to leave the Uk are split into 2 camps. Some voted to leave the EU some voted to remain. The people who voted to stay in the UK are also split into 2 camps...

You've got it the wrong way round. UKIP doesn't choose people with a low IQ, it's people with a low IQ who choose UKIP.

That all depends on how old she is.

The insanity of parliament was obvious years before brexit was invented. ;)

As my old granny used to say, "you'll not go before your time" She went at 99.

That's mistake number 1 right there. ;)