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How do you attach the boat to your bike Slarti ?

When I was young I didn't have a pot to p**s in, look at me now !

I was lucky enough to be present at a Tour stage many years ago, still got the T-shirt somewhere.

Yeah, I was only having a little fun. Of course everyone should have the right to have their personal details removed from wherever they happen to be stored if they no longer subscribe to that source. The trouble is as always when something's 'out there' it stays there forever. I sometimes look...

Of course if those teams were really smart they could rig up a tube like attachment that ran from their shorts into a water bottle, then as they cycle along they could relive themselves at will and ditch the full bottle at the crowd as souvenirs. What a saving in weight.

I reckon the main reason these Tour De France cyclists stop by the side of the road every now and then to relieve themselves is to lighten the load. Anyone know what a pint of pi$$ weights ?

If I stopped eating pizzas, pies, chips, cakes, sweets and biscuits I would die...still my bike would really shift though.

I dunno. A poster logged in to say he didn't want to be a poster anymore so now he's no longer a poster ! All makes sense now...it was Donald Trump !

I was eyeing up those Moscow bikes myself in particular the Plus model but it seems there're no longer available. I know the frames are made in China so maybe they've called a halt on that design. All I could find online was the silver model, there's popular for you.

And there he was gone.....how odd.

Not being funny but can't you just not use it ? I must have joined fifty forums at least over the years but never get bothered by any of them that I no longer visit.

My dad in his day had one of these on his bike, a work of art. Warm your hands on it no doubt.

It's not as simple as that. I have a pen Laser not much bigger than a small cigar, I can shine it's light on trees more than half a mile away, a car headlight wouldn't get a look in...so how come ? Well as we all know a Laser uses a concentrated amplified beam of light that doesn't spread so...

I was just thinking if you tried riding like that you'd go round and round in circles like a whirling dervish until you disappeared up your own Bafang !

But how do you attach them to your bike, SW ties? Now we know where the handle comes from, if you can't see Soundwave coming from a mile away you can certainly hear him !!

Yep..very wise.

I thought it was a Jockstrap (lead a sheltered life).

I sometimes use these on one of my bikes.. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SolarStorm-15000LM-3xXML-T6-LED-Front-Bicycle-Lamp-Bike-Light-Headlight-Headlamp-/163175779283

I suppose the cable routing is a giveaway, right-left-right, ex-army mechanic maybe ?

Looking at that MTB vfr pointed to I see it's made in Germany by Leon Cycle, but I'm guessing it's a Chinese fabricated frame with a rebadged Bafang motor driving it along. Nothing wrong with that though, I quite like the Moscow Plus for an extra few hundred quid.