Another tubby newbie!

[Lardo]

I'm spotting a trend! ;-)

Like many, I have lurked here for a while and have decided to move ahead and actually buy something! I've posted in the kit section so hopefully someone can help me.

I'm rapidly approaching 40 years, 150kg and an early coffin. Time to get on the bike methinks!

 

[Woodbutcher]

Hi, from a fellow Lardo. There does seem to be a few of us so you are in good company.

 

[Pedaldog]

Je suis TRES FAT 'N LARDY!
We wil take over the World (And Eat It!)

 

[flecc]

Je suis TRES FAT 'N LARDY!
We wil take over the World (And Eat It!)

But how do you propose to catch us to do that?

Signed: 64 kilos
.

 

[Pedaldog]

But how do you propose to catch us to do that?

Signed: 64 kilos
.

It's amazing just how much speed a Fat Blerk can build up rolling down a Big Hill and if there's a bag of chips waiting at the bottom the Turbo Lard comes in with a squelchy kick