Come on in Funky!

[Cyclezee]

Dearest Funky,

I think it is probably safer to continue our liaisons here where it is quiet, cosy with no one to disturb us.

I know you are sweet little Geordie lass and I have an image of Cheryl Cole in my mind when I think of you. I of course have been likened to Brad Pitt and there are lot of similarities, we are both male and like ladies and............what was that other thing

I have been disturbed recently............and on other occasions too, but if that philandering Kitchenman dares to try and woo you again with cheap love poems in the wee small hours, I will, I will break one of his guitar strings, you see if I don't There that will show him the dastardly cad

Moving on from that, I also understand you are think of getting a Maine Coon kitten, I have to say I am very fond of pu hmm, sorry have to come back to that later.

John x

 

[funkylyn]

OMG John.....you have made me waste half a glass of rose wine.........
''You make me laugh you do'' .......
Please dont get too disturbed I cannot be held responsible for keeping any more forum members up half the night.....flattering though it may be......and please dont be too hard on my Alan he has a lot on his mind at the moment....although I HAVE tried to help him.....I still think a trailer would be simpler and safer......but, still, its keeping him happy and he will be able to add it all to his spreadsheets later.....
As for my M.C. pussy wussy......you are supposed to tell me to save my money and to remember why I am on this forum in the first place....... to get a new bike not a M.C. kitten........mind you, as a true geordie lass (though sadly not a cheryl cole lookalike ) I am renowned for not taking any notice of what men tell me to do....sweet talking or not........
So at the moment I am having a ''daddy or chips'' moment......bike or kitten ??
Are you quite sure we are safe here .......ROFLOL
Funky x

PS....if that was you in the picture you posted with Mr 'cant remember his name' at the naked bike ride.....you do have a certain brad pitt look to you.......

 

[Cyclezee]

Funky dearest,

I have told about that Portuguese plonk...er Mateus or whatever his name is
He is only interested in in one thing, whereas I am interested in two things.......... when I remember what the other is, I will let you know

I'm glad you don't look like Cheryl, I think she starting to look rather chubby and if you look very very closely, you can see signs of cellulite on her upper thigh.............have to stop now my keyboard is starting vibrate uncontrollably and the mouse is completely out of control, maybe I need pu............

 

[funkylyn]

.....pu....tting down ??????

 

[Cyclezee]

Now it is my turn to ROFLMAO Funky, that was brilliant

By the way have you downloaded those pictures you took of my A yet? Just in case you haven't here I am

 

[funkylyn]

That doesn't look like your saddle John........but I remember the suspenders........took ages didnt it.........

 

[Cyclezee]

That doesn't look like your saddle John........but I remember the suspenders........took ages didnt it.........

I'm still struggling to get them off

It was never like this back in the day when I cycled down Orborne Road in Newcastle similarly clad. I used to get some very strange looks and shouts of Thor's nowt to be afeared on bonny lad and invitations from gentle folk to Get ahad on 't, Ar aye, ah knaa what y've been deein' ?What do think they might have been reffering to Funky.

John x

 

[funkylyn]

Not quite sure John.......but I think by the sounds of it you might have been in Glasgow.....
Funky x

 

[funkylyn]

If you want to learn to speak my language turn on the tv right now itv1 and listen to sarah millican she's from my home town south shields.......then once you have picked up the lingo better we can move forward with this relationship.
I'm sure your problem stems from the cumbrian farm upbringing you had..........

Funky x

 

[Cyclezee]

Sorry, missed that Funky,

I think I learned most of my Geordie from Mark Knopfler........born in Glasgow, Hungarian father and Geordie mother.

Now it is getting late shall we take this to another level

John x

 

[funkylyn]

what floor are you on ???

 

[Cyclezee]

Wow Funky,

What a stormy a tempestuous week it has been, nearly got blown off...........my bike

How was it for you? I hope you are finding the time to chill after the mini heatwave we had

 

[funkylyn]

Wow Funky,

What a stormy a tempestuous week it has been, nearly got blown off...........my bike

How was it for you? I hope you are finding the time to chill after the mini heatwave we had

Tell me about it .......
I come over here from Spain to get away from all this heat......
I cant seem to get cool and had to trim all the hair off my little pom Rico, he was so hot and panting,had to take hime to the vets, but hes bouncing around again now thank god

Funky

 

[Cyclezee]

So what was it today Lynda, more shopping. Please don't tell me you bought another pet? I do hope it is not another rabbit. Have I told you how much I hate rabbits, they are only good for one thing. ROAD KILL

Well I'm off now for a nice long cool refreshing bottle of Stella, it has been a hard day, probably one of the hardest come to think of it

Or maybe I will try Carlsberg instead, apparently it refreshes the parts that other beers can't touch


Oh, and if there are any children reading this, go to bed now.................?children reading this are you are nuts? Yes quite possibly

 

[funkylyn]

Hi John,
You been busy or something ?
Yes, shopping......whats wrong with my pets......you jealous or something ??

I've heard Stella is not all its put up to be......perhaps a bottle of San Miguel might be more to your taste......bigger bottles...lots more in them....

Funky