THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

peerjay56

Esteemed Pedelecer
May 24, 2013
745
201
Nr Ingleton, N. Yorkshire
As told by Joe's wife Victoria...



Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband, Joe that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, Joe uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband, Joe replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat Joe says, "Worked for your 'ass', didn't it?"

Joe is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.
 

MikeyBikey

Pedelecer
Mar 5, 2013
237
23
V.good, try this one if you're not easily offended. Rodney Carrington singing 'its those little things that p... me off'.
Cheers.
 

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