Tesco Burgers

smudger1956

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Seems to be a lot of kerfuffle about Tesco burgers, I picked up a packet while I was in my local Tesco that once was a pub, and took a look at the nutritional label, turns out they are fairly low in fat, but suprisingly high in Shergar......
 

Electrifying Cycles

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Was that their new brand 'I can believe its not beef' :p
 

carpetbagger

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nay,i don't believe it.
 

indalo

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Seems to be a lot of kerfuffle about Tesco burgers, I picked up a packet while I was in my local Tesco that once was a pub, and took a look at the nutritional label, turns out they are fairly low in fat, but suprisingly high in Shergar......

I bought some burgers too along with a bottle of Bacardi and a bottle of Lambs Navy. That gave me the full set: White rum, Dark rum & Red Rum!

Indalo
 

GaRRy

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Cow walks into a bar
barman says "why the long face"
cow replies "its all these illegal ingredients taking our jobs"
 

carpetbagger

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"Can't believe that woman was sent to hospital after eating a horse meat burger... Her condition is said to be stable"
 

smudger1956

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My local Tesco's have gone on a PR campaign, they have set up a free burger bar outside the main enterance.
Not one to pass up free food, I promptly ordered one, the lady serving politely asked if I would like anything on my burger.
£5.00 each way I replied.........
 

flecc

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Now what makes me think Tesco are not going to be allowed to forget this for a long time? :rolleyes:
 

smudger1956

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Wifey has just come back from Tesco's, she said the meat counter is deserted, poor old butcher just sitting at the counter.
Wifey engages in conversation "Trade slowed up a bit then" to which the butcher replied " it's tough love, l feel like I'm flogging a dead horse".............
 

funkylyn

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......Due to the closure of HMV and BlockBuster, you can now buy Steven Spielburg's "War Horse" at the food section in Tesco's.......
 

smudger1956

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Jan 26, 2012
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My Cockney friend called me to ask if I was interested in any cheap Tesco burgers, apparently he brought a container full, cost him a pony..............
 

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