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LibDems are clearly remain, but they come packaged with undesirable garbage.

There is no pot of gold, it’s a crock of shite and Dannidl beat us to it, but he still thinks it’s gold. Don’t tell him :)

I’m afraid that you are hopelessly ill equipped, intellectually, to be able to absorb the principles which causes the seasons. You simply don’t have the tools to hand. You speak of Lunar calendars. The moon has minuscule influence over the seasons and what little influence it does have spans...

As the election kicks off, Corbyn opens up a convincing lead in the Grenfell Tower stakes. Johnson is wearing a Grenfell lapel badge, but Corbyn has both the lapel badge and a Grenfell tie. I’d estimate that Corby is about 47% more Grenfelly than Boris Johnson at this early stage in the General...

Correction: MID WINTER 01/02/2020. This is a U.K. issue so all timings will be in GMT and the seasons must not be based on fairy stories.

I think we are in for lots of “Let’s get Brexit done” from Johnson between now an Christmas. I’m sick of it already. The slogan, “Let’s get Brexit done” is of course another Boris Johnson lie, which he is being allowed to get away with. As I’ve said before, his deal is just the starting gun...

Why does he think a No Deal Brexit has been averted. Doesn’t the clown realise that once there is a Tory /BXP majority, no deal will be the default.

They are going to accept a December GE based on a Johnson promise to rule out his deal / no deal. The election will happen, Johnson will win, the promise will be broken, we will exit on either his deal or no deal, the UK will break up and there will be a recession and lots of job losses. The...

The LibDems are making noises to the affect that they will back an election. I think Jo Swinson is under the illusion that the LibDems are somehow attractive with sound policies, but the reality is they are the only party clear on cancelling Brexit, the rest is a pale of shite.

NO WAY!!!! He crossed the halfway line? MY GOD!!!! Hang him.

The LibDems are going to get screwed over by Johnson. They’ve trusted him, he’ll shaft’em. 11/12/2019. Shafting day.

Loving the story about the England rugby team possibly being fined for their response to that daft dance the New Zealand’s team perform. Great creativity forming that V shape and smiling at New Zealand whilst they were dancing.

But in Jonson’s defence, you fail to mention the new Wallace and Gromit 50p piece. Maybe with some imagination and felt tip pens, the Brexit coin could be adapted into the Wallace & Gromit coin in some way? It would save melting them down and off-set a bit of Brexit damage.

You sound like Boris Johnson. We will leave this with the conclusion that you are wrong again.

We are talking about Spring, not some Leprechaun inspired Irish bull $hit. In the northern hemisphere, Spring begins in March, not February. End of discussion.

More unnecessary words, more errors. Spring begins during March in the real world and in Ireland too.

The next day, when the extension has expired, will be Saturday 01 February 2020. Point one of inaccuracy. 01 February is not the first day of Spring. Pay attention at the back, you must try harder. Don't use too many words, it's causing you confusion. Also, learn your seasons! 3/10

You have managed to turn 9 into 88 words, confused yourself, and made a balls up. This is becoming a regular occurrence. Keep it short, keep it simple and you are less likely to fack up. The extension is not until the first day of spring, it’s until 31 January 2020.

They did grant an extension about an hour ago.

It’s not going to happen.