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"We're going to need a bigger needle" springs to mind :oops:

The Cummings Farce reminds of a scene from the film "Master and Commander" who picks up a mouldy ships biscuit with two beatles emerging and poses the question to his surgeon who is looking in the opposite direction "How do you choose between the lesser of two weevils?" :cool:

It is clear that this describes the government accurately

A fair bet would be that the member involved belongs to the Labour Friends of Israel, (but hush, we mustn't mention them, or the generous gifts they give)

Now for something completely Different " Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it My tweeted response Gerald Bell@GOldcodger ·Replying to @guardian That has to be a Darwin...

I completely agree flecc

Weird piece from Oakeshot in the Daily Mail https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-9608301/ISABEL-OAKESHOTT-Im-Brexiteer-idea-beef-Australian-mega-farm-appals-me.html?ito=amp_twitter_share-top

No, but that doesn't mean you have to become paranoid

More a true response that shows your contempt of them, perhaps?

Gerald Bell @GOldcodger · 1m With this Australia Free trade deal this Government has rendered the nation defenseless to the first aggressor that wants to take us on. It was hard enough during the last world war to survive with so much imported food, without farming we would have surrendered...

Because there is a profit to be made of course

I'm sorry but it just tickles me We don't really need an army,navy or air force, we can't even keep civilians out!! And to be honest we wouldn't notice if anyone invaded (as long as they were polite) We could send Priti Patel and the "Night Gestapo" round and pack them off home one by one... Or...

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Gerald Bell @GOldcodger Replying to @DanielaNadj and @JMPSimor Strange use for a Pink jock strap

He never got the chance to prove otherwise, did he? do you imagine the right wing media vilified him on the grounds he was less capable than Johnson? Why would they fear someone incapable then elect one of the worst examples, and his shady and equally incompetent cronies? I suggest you think...

So begins the epilogue In the Telegraph " Treasury prepares for bonfire of EU red tape Brussels' reluctance to grant financial market access leaves Government poised to rip up rulebook to boost London's trading status

While destroying the planet as an added benefit?

Are you standing for Parliament?