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Best Twitter reponse so far "How Dairy!" :D this too Roy @Royceewoo ·Replying to @AdamBienkov That’s my MP. I didn’t vote for him. I’m so glad.

Fownd der spellchicker 'ave you?:D

The Firm I worked for was called "Ideal Boilers " back then and the MD had a framed copy of this on this wall with a hand written note underneath from his Brother. " Here you are, the answer to those problems customers have with boiler's sooting up!" :cool:

Here is an interesting take on the vaccine situation

This is hilarious, the Government has not only gone AWOL, but is fielding excuses written Deloite with the money spaffed on test and trace.

Sky News are carrying this COVID-19: What's going on with the EU's vaccine rollout? The Europe vaccine programme is floundering, but diplomats say that is more about AstraZeneca's failings than EU inefficiency.

Red tape you cry! What red tape? Look how easy it is now to send a pork chop to the EU Absolute doddle :cool:

Thank you Doctor, I was wondering what was wrong with me, and you've nailed it! My invincibility is definitely fatigued, Especially between my ears! :D

It's our fault if brexits all wrong We should never have let Boris begin, begin, We should never have let him begin..o_O

Truly we are passing through a period of turbulence in local reality UK firm to stop using British pork after post-Brexit border problems Helen Browning’s Organic says it is switching to Danish suppliers owing to bureaucracy, delays and costs

I really think this must be satire

Sky News@SkyNews ·2h Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of pollution, an environmental scientist has warned https://trib.al/GbX4PsD Oldgroaner @oldgroaner Ah well, look on the bright side, that will do wonders for Global Warming :D

Don't you mean EVERYBODYS guess How about the......Usual Suspects? How fortunate we are to have an impeccable internationally accepted reputation for sticking to the letter of any agreement :D Shades of Peter Cooke and Dudley moor in the Great Race as the Indian Army officers Dud: "We're lost...

Not to mention the fact that you need such a big fridge Boris could not merely hide, but hold cabinet meetings in it! :D

"Reputations? Who needs one We've had enough of reputations, We're British!" :D

And this Yet there is this too from "A source in Brussels "A European source has me, this is apparently a shipment for Canada and Mexico So still potentially subject to export ban but not intended for UK " So where they swindling us as well?

I read somewhere you could only book the first dose?

Found this Is it true or is it false? I haven't the faintest idea! " the fact is AZ have 29m extra doses hidden in Rome while simultaneously telling the EU that they can only deliver 1/3 of what the promised in a contract.... more major corporate malfeasance by AZ Hidden (?) and found following...

The Sun and sky news latched onto the fool https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/politics/14434076/boris-johnson-vaccine-row-greed/

Boris seems to be totally losing what little mind he had 'Greed' and 'capitalism' helped UK's vaccines success, says PM He forgot to mention the over 120,000 dead it cost us first with resistance to lockdowns, eat out to help out and Christmas