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Is the Ann Summers store open tomorrow? Asking for a friend. If they are shut, I’ll send my friend to B&Q. They should be able to get the materials they need to make something from there.

I haven’t looked into that. It was on my to-do list, but now you’ve mentioned it, I’ll bump it up in priority. Thank you.

my houses returned about 12% last year. I’m not sure about other investments, I’ll wait ad see on those. It doesn’t seem like real money though and I’m not relying on the situation lasting. I‘ve also got a government final salary pension. They closed the scheme a few years ago, but I just...

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Unfortunately, I don’t have a job, so that’s non-starter. Hopefully the courts will be closed until well after my call-up date.

I’m due January 2022. That’s my penalty for looking after myself and keeping fit. We need to get the fat bastards inoculated so they can get back inside the cake shop.

He waits and delays until there is only one decision to make. That’s what he’s done, again. Faced with a variety of decisions, upon which a strategy can be built, he’s out of his depth and he dithers until circumstances make the decision fir him. The entire cabinet is the same.

I’m supposed to be on Jury Service in mid February. I’m not at all keen about mixing with random strangers, whose habits during this pandemic I know nothing about. They might be ant-mask / ant lockdown etc. It seems as if it will jeopardise / negate all the rule following and safety measures...

It will be prioritised as follows: 1) London 2) The rest of England 3) Scotland 4) Wales 5) Northern Ireland

Did you see the article either just before or just after the Fire Train? It was an electric organ which plays hundreds of 1990s era Nintendo Game-Boys, with a built in flame thrower! I kid you not. What’s next? A time saving device which shows your eggs a trumpet, to save you having to take...

Seriously, it was on Click’s review of the year on BBC News channel at around 07:50 this morning. I saw it a couple of days ago too. A little fella with no arms or legs presented the article. (This is also true, I’m not making it up).

I It’s a long way for it to travel on blue lights. Switzerland to Dover.:)

I’m watching BBC Click (Hate this programme). They have just shown a Fire Train. Yes that’s right, a fire engine on rails. Apparently, the Swiss are the only country to have such a facility. Could this be because it’s the most idiotic idea ever conceived by mankind and no other country is stupid...

Maybe the time for schools to reopen is when the HoC reopens. You can’t order teachers over the top to face the dangers of a densely populate, poorly ventilated building via Zoom because you are too frightened to go into your own place of work, a densely populated, poorly ventilated building...

Someone has been believing what they read on Facetube again, haven’t they. If you try hard enough you will be able to convince yourself that the Queen is a Vauxhall Viva in disguise. Here‘s a tip: most of what you read on social media isn’t true. It’s written by bell ends and is intended to...

He probably has nothing on Johnson that we don’t already know. Johnson has publicly soiled and compromised himself so frequently that he has no moral authority or mandate to fire anyone.

I don’t think it would hurt to slap 20 - 30% on all Amazon & Ebay sales during lockdown / closure of non-essential retail due to Coronavirus. These sorts of business have been making huge profits on the back of all this death, destruction & misery.