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Y' mean "Fair to middlin."

That's nothing: on a windy day on the Yorkshire Moors the rain falls up the hillsides! it gets under your clobber and soaks you where you least appreciate it. :oops:

Huh! that rain has 100% fake nationality (It was Irish first) :D

Only because they pinch our rain first and Wales is full of deep holes:cool:

It appears to me we have a religious fundamentalist in our midst:D

He Only invented the mini kilt, the great kilt been in use for centuries I tried one on once, it's best described as being smothered in a frame tent , it would have come in handy to cover the car and keep the weather off it . How anyone ever wore it it on an everyday basis is a total mystery.o_O

And we make the best engineers in the world, what other nation could boast of inventing trousers?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trews Hands up those who thought I was going to say De-invented them? :oops:

This is an interesting idea "I would expect that any U.K. government investment in new manufacturing or infrastructure would remain in theU.K. " Forget the idea of investment, they stopped that after the Attlee government What we do now if bribe foreign companies to open factories because we...

There will be slight problems of course, little details like find a new base for the Trident Missile submarines for example, unless of course the Scots keep them... That would be fun, wouldn't it? Just how would we stop them doing that? A Nuclear power to the North , EU to the South and no doubt...

"Boris thrusting"? How short sighted is it possible to be? :D

Looks like Boris has to watch his second best choice Chancellor of the Exchequer as well as Gove! Sunak's Covid-friendly charm offensive was focused on Rupert Murdoch and his minions. He met the octogenarian tycoon towards the end of August, when he notes that "hospitality" was received. Sunak...

Ah but once over the border they were treated as VIP.s by the local Bus to Vladivostock. I wonder what the bus conductor said when he saw the eight suitcases and six large packages they had brought? :D

Even the Express has realised there's a Man overboard from the good ship Brexit

If that is true there would never be a positive test would there? Ipso Fatso in a manner of speaking

Fake? is that a new local variant?

Amazing how fickle fate can be Oh Dear what can the matter be The Oven ready deal Ended up in the lavatory

Our local Nick can beat that, it's been robbed twice while it was in full use!

The new owners of Vauxhall are hoping that the Brexit Spaffing season applies to them Vauxhall Ellesmere Port plant's future depends on 'Government support', Stellantis group chief says Firm hopes Government will 'behave in the interest of the UK economy' Meaning of course their economy how...

They probably moved it to the Police station as there were more of them there anyway :cool:

And that definitely rules out the local dogging meet I suspect :D