Bike Jokes Thread.

keithhazel

Esteemed Pedelecer
Oct 1, 2007
997
0
Originally Posted by Gaynor


"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector. ............................................
."

Hey Gaynor, you missed out the one about the Cyclist

Peter
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Peter. i think there must have been a soft ware error on your computer as on ours it reads...
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector,who rode to work daily on his electric bike ............................................
."
hope this helps..keith..:rolleyes:
 

Mandy

Esteemed Pedelecer
Dec 23, 2007
512
0
Horse says.."some one's just nicked my bike"
Horse then realised that after 6 pints he had actually not parked it where he thought he had and walks said bike safely home to his stable.
Ok a human may not be as sensible :D Would they? lol
Mandy
 

Beeping-Sleauty

Esteemed Pedelecer
Dec 12, 2006
410
5
Colchester, Essex
the Horse walked his bike home...?

Ha Ha That expression is just like my dog's when he drops one, he makes himself jump too!!!! LOL :D
Heh...heh.. Our cat has a problem with wind, he lets it slip quietly, sniffs loudly and then frowns furiously at anyone siitting near him.


are you sure about the horse walking his bike home...?

 
Last edited:

Beeping-Sleauty

Esteemed Pedelecer
Dec 12, 2006
410
5
Colchester, Essex
Always wear suitable clothing,

Thanks John,

did you mention a bear behind....?

wonder what cycling club these chaps belong to ?



although it does seem to have it's advantages...



like keeping your clothes dry,
 
Last edited:

JohnofCambridge

Pedelecer
Aug 21, 2007
113
0
Stapleford, Cambridge
The Lemmings Cycling club no doubt. At a certain time of year they go bottoms up on a suicide run, which half of them don't make on the wrong side of the road, and they end up storing their bikes in Davy Jones locker!
 

Mandy

Esteemed Pedelecer
Dec 23, 2007
512
0
Heh...heh.. Our cat has a problem with wind, he lets it slip quietly, sniffs loudly and then frowns furiously at anyone siitting near him.


are you sure about the horse walking his bike home...?

Ha Ha, just like humans eh, try to pass the buck :D

Well he told me he did, but now he's been caught on camera but at least he isn't driving :D
 

Advertisers