E bike for sale.

[Gubbins]

Just done the life expectancy test and I am going to die during February next year... Should I sell my bike now and blow the money on a cruise whilst I can?

 

[Gringo]

Do everything you ever wanted to do and pay for it all on credit cards

 

[Gubbins]

2 of the questions.. to a 65 year old married for 45 years.
1/ how many sexual partners in the last 12 months?..
2/ do you use condoms?

 

[flecc]

Just done the life expectancy test and I am going to die during February next year... Should I sell my bike now and blow the money on a cruise whilst I can?

I did two tests. The American one said I have another 10 years, the UK one said I'd already reached the end so I must be dead.

I wonder what this says about UK pessimism.

Or the NHS.

 

[Gubbins]

I did two tests. The American one said I have another 10 years, the UK one said I'd already reached the end so I must be dead.

I wonder what this says about UK pessimism.

Or the NHS.

I wonder if its something to do with the condoms.. perhaps they cut of circulation and shorten your life!

 

[flecc]

I wonder if its something to do with the condoms.. perhaps they cut of circulation and shorten your life!

If they cut off the circulation it wouldn't only be life that's shortened.

 

[jazper53]

I recently did my annual spirometry test, the nurse said I had the lungs of a person aged around 104 year old, I asked would that be a healthy 104 year old. Cough cough.