Joke one (for Yorkshiremen):
Knock knock.
Who's there?
E-bike.
E-bike who?
E by gum, think ah've lost key t' battery....
Joke two (for Eddieo)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bosch.
Bosch who?
Bless you, you must have a cold coming on.
Joke three (good old Jewish one).
Marice Cohen dies. A saddened Mrs Cohen calls the Jewish Chronicle and asks for an announcement to be placed in that week's paper.
'What would you like to say Mrs Cohen ?' asks the young ads assistant.
'Oh, keep it simple'. she replies.'Just...Maurice Cohen has died.'
'Ah', says the assistant.' I don't know whether you know this Mrs Cohen, but we have a special offer on at the moment. Buy four words, get four words free. Would you like to add something else perhaps? Much loved, sadly missed? Something along those lines? '
Mrs Cohen thinks for a couple of minutes.
'Yes, she says. 'Write the following:
Marice Cohen has died. Electric bike for sale.'
Boom boom!
If anyone has got any (even worse) ones, maybe they'd like to add them to my fine collection. Preferably E bike related.
Merry Xmas everyone.
Hatti
Knock knock.
Who's there?
E-bike.
E-bike who?
E by gum, think ah've lost key t' battery....
Joke two (for Eddieo)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bosch.
Bosch who?
Bless you, you must have a cold coming on.
Joke three (good old Jewish one).
Marice Cohen dies. A saddened Mrs Cohen calls the Jewish Chronicle and asks for an announcement to be placed in that week's paper.
'What would you like to say Mrs Cohen ?' asks the young ads assistant.
'Oh, keep it simple'. she replies.'Just...Maurice Cohen has died.'
'Ah', says the assistant.' I don't know whether you know this Mrs Cohen, but we have a special offer on at the moment. Buy four words, get four words free. Would you like to add something else perhaps? Much loved, sadly missed? Something along those lines? '
Mrs Cohen thinks for a couple of minutes.
'Yes, she says. 'Write the following:
Marice Cohen has died. Electric bike for sale.'
Boom boom!
If anyone has got any (even worse) ones, maybe they'd like to add them to my fine collection. Preferably E bike related.
Merry Xmas everyone.
Hatti
