A certain member's posts - Genius

[musicbooks]

Ex boy band contributor

Rude maybe.. but very very funny...

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[flecc]

As ever, one man's humour etc - - - - - - -

For me most were a bit, dare I say it, crass, and never raised a smile.

He seems to have disappeared now though.
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[Mandy]

Who were dat den?
Pray tell There have been some funny posters but can't guess this one

 

[eddieo]

Who were dat den?
Pray tell There have been some funny posters but can't guess this one

not a clue either....is it me? lol

 

[flecc]

He's not been around for ten days now, but here's the last complete post as a sample:

On your handlebars you'll find 2 sticky-out things, probably silver in colour. These are commonly referred to as brake levers. Pull them in an emergency and you'll stop.

P.S. Strange how you youngsters didn't get the boy band clue but this septuagenarian who doesn't like today's pop music did.
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[musicbooks]

Glad to see you're on the case as ever Flecc

Here are another few gems

On typo incidents

"Did he get bullied for spelling Angels wrong? Or were the Hells Angles a different group?"

on whether or not to use a mirror

"Just carry a small child on your rack behind you facing backwards. He can tell you when something is coming "

on using smart phone on a bike

"Here's a novel idea.......buy a map. And shouldn't you look at the road whilst cycling? Satnavs are evil. Satan himself invented them. "

On Bode's complex problem with his handlebars

"Bode after some research I believe I have found the solution to your problem. Simply paste this link into your browser.

YouTube - Flobots - Handlebars (YouTube - Flobots - Handlebars) "


On a query about what size of bike to order

"I am 7'2" and ride a horse......"

On a very wet torq

"I had the same probl;em with my torq, but just nip down halfords and get some fibreglass filler, 3 weeks later and you could make one of these bad boys. Aerodynamics are improved, plus fitting of an optional umbrella means your hair stays dry.
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Genius.. Come back SG .. the band need you..

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[Mandy]

He's not been around for ten days now, but here's the last complete post as a sample:

On your handlebars you'll find 2 sticky-out things, probably silver in colour. These are commonly referred to as brake levers. Pull them in an emergency and you'll stop.

P.S. Strange how you youngsters didn't get the boy band clue but this septuagenarian who doesn't like today's pop music did.
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Ahh Flecc I still don't know who it is as didn't come across that post
No I haven't got the boy band clue? Not got a clue at all, lol
Mind you, thanks for calling me a youngster, haven't been called that for years!!
I must admit I did find that quite funny in a way, but I have got a bit of a daft sense of humour though myself young man

 

[musicbooks]

Ahh Flecc I still don't know who it is as didn't come across that post
No I haven't got the boy band clue? Not got a clue at all, lol
Mind you, thanks for calling me a youngster, haven't been called that for years!!
I must admit I did find that quite funny in a way, but I have got a bit of a daft sense of humour though myself young man

hey Mandy,
I was typing when you posted. Check out my post before yours for more clues

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[eddieo]

Blimey....I'm bad but not that bad lol

 

[flecc]

Genius.. Come back SG .. the band need you..

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Bet it's still not twigged.
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[Mandy]

Yay!

Hey Musicbooks
Yep I got it after reading your post We must have been posting at the same time as just read it after having my late dins.

I actually responded back to him a couple of times as thought he was rather funny.
Am not really into boy band names, lol! but did recognise yours /his quotes.

Oi you Flecc young man, cheeky, the youngster did twig

He'll probably come back and post on this thread, yikes

 

[musicbooks]

Hey Musicbooks
Yep I got it after reading your post We must have been posting at the same time as just read it after having my late dins.

I actually responded back to him a couple of times as thought he was rather funny.
Am not really into boy band names, lol! but did recognise yours /his quotes.

Oi you Flecc young man, cheeky, the youngster did twig

He'll probably come back and post on this thread, yikes

Let's face it.. sometimes we are more than fair game

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[Conal]

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Come on boys, get in the zone!

 

[Mandy]

Let's face it.. sometimes we are more than fair game

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Sitting ducks springs to mind

 

[Mandy]

Come on boys, get in the zone!

Boy Was that tricky

 

[Barnowl]

Musicbooks - have to admit his posts made me laugh too - even though he was taking the mick . I worry about my own sense of humour sometimes. Got the boyzone connection when he was posting (courtesy of google of course) though suspected at the time he was someone else who hadn't been posting for a while. Hope he wasn't.

 

[flecc]

Musicbooks - have to admit his posts made me laugh too - even though he was taking the mick . I worry about my own sense of humour sometimes. Got the boyzone connection when he was posting (courtesy of google of course) though suspected at the time he was someone else who hadn't been posting for a while. Hope he wasn't.

I did wonder that too, since there was a similarity in the posting.

Though I could see the humour, I'm also aware of how those asking a serious question could feel when receiving those sort of responses, which as Musicbooks said were rude as well. To that I'd add sarcastic too, which for me made many of the posts unfunny as a result.
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[bode]

I I'm also aware of how those asking a serious question could feel when receiving those sort of responses, which as Musicbooks said were rude as well. To that I'd add sarcastic too, which for me made many of the posts unfunny as a result.
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Yup.......

 

[Barnowl]

I did wonder that too, since there was a similarity in the posting.

Though I could see the humour, I'm also aware of how those asking a serious question could feel when receiving those sort of responses, which as Musicbooks said were rude as well. To that I'd add sarcastic too, which for me made many of the posts unfunny as a result.
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Blue sky this morning, No rain. I'm off to work on my electric bike. If anyone sees me grinning maybe I'm thinking about some of those posts or maybe just enjoying the ride

 

[Mandy]

Blue sky this morning, No rain. I'm off to work on my electric bike. If anyone sees me grinning maybe I'm thinking about some of those posts or maybe just enjoying the ride

Hi Barnowl

I kind of too found them funny and whilst I appreciate others concerns they were more or less stand alone comments and I didn't think they were directed at any particular person with malice. Sarcastic maybe but not malicious I think. Funny yes, but I guess my sense of humour is a little weird also
Well if you ride your bike grinning from ear to ear in this weather you may get some odd looks All I see is grimacing cyclists coming in the opposite direction on the paths. As for me, I hide behind a snood so no one would ever know
Happy biking
Mandy