Picture the scene...
It's a beautiful sunny day and you decide to go out and get some healthy exercise. You slide into your lycra shorts and don your bright red lycra top.
You load up your most attractive bulging bum-bag, strap your helmet on and head for the roads on your racer.
An easy start through the centre of town gets your legs warmed up, then you head for a long steady 4-mile climb up to the top of the North Downs.
Rounding the roundabout at the foot of the hill, you pass some guy and his kid on the cycle path messing with their panniers, but you're on the road anyway as the cycle path is a bit too rough and ready, and it's a pain to stop at all the junctions.
The hill steepens and you're really working now, beads of sweat beginning to form on your brow and then you hear a child laugh to your left.
Before you even get to look round, you've been overtaken... by some guy on the cycle path... wearing jeans and a big wooly jumper, with two full panniers... and a child seat.. and a two year old.. riding one handed.
"Woah... Steady on there chap!!"
As you can probably guess... I was the one on the cycle path. I doubt the smile will be wiped off my face anytime this weekend.
It's a beautiful sunny day and you decide to go out and get some healthy exercise. You slide into your lycra shorts and don your bright red lycra top.
You load up your most attractive bulging bum-bag, strap your helmet on and head for the roads on your racer.
An easy start through the centre of town gets your legs warmed up, then you head for a long steady 4-mile climb up to the top of the North Downs.
Rounding the roundabout at the foot of the hill, you pass some guy and his kid on the cycle path messing with their panniers, but you're on the road anyway as the cycle path is a bit too rough and ready, and it's a pain to stop at all the junctions.
The hill steepens and you're really working now, beads of sweat beginning to form on your brow and then you hear a child laugh to your left.
Before you even get to look round, you've been overtaken... by some guy on the cycle path... wearing jeans and a big wooly jumper, with two full panniers... and a child seat.. and a two year old.. riding one handed.
"Woah... Steady on there chap!!"
As you can probably guess... I was the one on the cycle path. I doubt the smile will be wiped off my face anytime this weekend.