More Seizures

[guerney]

Spotted yet another one speeding along the pavemenet when I went jogging uphill this morning - I reckon this one's a burglar, they're always up and about till about 4.30am. They really are all over the place at all times. Another Rapid Fatso.

(enlarged rather a lot from a video frame. There's very little motion blur at 1/960s shutter speed)


If they blocked AliExpress and other such websites using a Great British Firewall, or forced ISPs to block as they do a lot of websites infringing copyright, the savvy will simply use VPNs (very commonly used to access US video websites) to bypass and continue to buy. There's very little actual enforcement apparent on the roads - I hardly ever see cops, and I don't expect that to change. Unless they seize them at the ports, it'll be increasing tonnages of Rapid Fatsos on Sur-rons and the like forever, all the way down to cycling and walking hell for the rest of us. Cheaper to train and hire port officials than cops. On the other hand, I don't want them looking closely at all the duty and VAT evading cheap tat I buy from AliExpress, I doubt any of us with conversion kits do... therefore I'm in favour of employing a great many more rozzers on Sur-Rons chasing down all these bigly blubberous Rapid Fatsos ASAP.

 

[sjpt]

That little extra may be swag, not fat?

 

[guerney]

That little extra may be swag, not fat?

Deffo blubber. I recognised that particular one, he's after my neighbour's car keys. He used to ride a normal MTB a couple of years ago, upgraded since being chased by cops on foot through woods, after he'd used some sort of contraption to get at the car keys via an open window in the middle of the night and failed. I know this because I was walking a short cut through those woods that night (I'd missed the last train home), and saw his horribly doughy pudgy fat panicked face as he went hell for leather along that path towards me, his legs pumping at a rate of knots and his eyes like saucers. I encountered fat panting cops shortly afterwards, and my screaming neighbour after that. She's extremely fat, as wide as a doorway with a voice like a Valkyrie. He's gained rather a lot of blubber since. Must be a Sur-Ron side-effect. I see fat people. I hate Sur-Rons more.

 

[lenny]

Man riding electric bike found to be over legal drink drive limit

https://www.lincs.police.uk/news/lincolnshire/news/20252/jun/man-riding-electric-bike-found-to-be-over-legal-drink-drive-limit/

 

[Baz the balloon man]

Hoorah! Illegal electric motorbikes are being seized! Peace and Security to all! Praise Be!

Hang on - is there a common denominator connecting the riders of these evil machines?

Is this a way for the involved authorities to echo the anti-immigration feeling? Who is riding these things in Stockport, Doncaster, Bracknell, Ipswich, Widnes, Warrington, Manningtree, Lancaster, etc?

Or have I got the wrong end of the stick and actually the riders are mainly indigenous scrotes?

Where I live like most of London or what I now call new Baghdad most people riding the illegal e motorbikes are not white British because white British people are now a minority in London .

I have been in the Immigration system designed by T May now for over Ten years I am furious at the incompetence and unfairness of Progressive Woke A holes who are let our country be invaded regardless of the reasons and people who go down the legal routes are just shat on from a great height . 30K down the drain .

It’s a good job Adolf Hittler did not have little small rubber Li-low’s or we would all be Speaken de Duetch .
We could have given the Third Reich Hotels 3 squares a day a tv and a play station and all the brave men and women who gave their lives in the wars to protect our freedom and way of life well just tuff shite I suppose.


Coming to a town near you all soon and the Shires !!!! As they can not all fit into London your own little Iran .

 

[guerney]

Don't watch this video unless compelled by forces unknown, it's waaaay too long... unless you want to see Aussie cops ignore a rider's suggestion of doing a roadside no-load pedal assist speed limit test - if Aussie rozzers aren't doing the dumb test techo trolls were going on about about, nobody is.

 

[saneagle]

Where I live like most of London or what I now call new Baghdad most people riding the illegal e motorbikes are not white British because white British people are now a minority in London .

I have been in the Immigration system designed by T May now for over Ten years I am furious at the incompetence and unfairness of Progressive Woke A holes who are let our country be invaded regardless of the reasons and people who go down the legal routes are just shat on from a great height . 30K down the drain .

It’s a good job Adolf Hittler did not have little small rubber Li-low’s or we would all be Speaken de Duetch .
We could have given the Third Reich Hotels 3 squares a day a tv and a play station and all the brave men and women who gave their lives in the wars to protect our freedom and way of life well just tuff shite I suppose.


Coming to a town near you all soon and the Shires !!!! As they can not all fit into London your own little Iran .

This is how it works in London and in most cities and large towns:
Illegal migrants flock to Britain for ‘easy money’ food delivery jobs

 

[lenny]

44mph e-bikes were seized from food delivery workers
A total of seven bikes were taken in just one afternoon during a crackdown by South Wales Police and Cardiff Council to tackle the illegal use of e-bikes and e-scooters

 

[saneagle]

44mph e-bikes were seized from food delivery workers

The photo shows a normal Carrera with Suntour HESC system, including the chainwheel torque sensor. I wonder what they did to modify it that made it illegal?

 

[lenny]

E-bikes, mopeds and e-scooters seized in police crackdown at Broadmead

E-bikes, mopeds and e-scooters seized in major crackdown

Officers seized a number of e-bikes

www.bristolpost.co.uk

 

[lenny]

Police halt antisocial bikers and find a bag of drugs

https://www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/news/nottinghamshire/news/news/2025/june/police-halt-antisocial-bikers-and-find-a-bag-of-drugs/

 

[lenny]

Dramatic moment police plane above A50 tracks e-scooter rider in Stoke-on-Trent
Officers on the ground were helped by the 'eye in the sky'

Dramatic moment police plane above A50 tracks e-scooter rider in Stoke-on-Trent

Officers on the ground were helped by the 'eye in the sky'

www.stokesentinel.co.uk