July 23, 201312 yr Oh! too much information. Almost as bad as yesterday teatime, some guy giving a detailed explanation of exactly what was happening to Mrs Mountbatten-Windsor's plumbing. did she have a burst?
July 23, 201312 yr Author Now then......any of you got ideas on names ? Lynda To celebrate the boy's German, Greek and English heritage: Klaus Alexandros Albert Windsor
July 23, 201312 yr You probably cant really imagine....let me try to help you...... try imagining a large lead acid battery with handlebars and pedals attached trying to escape the confines of your nether regions as slowly as it can make it, usually accompanied by the father of said bl***y battery trying to persuade you to suck on a ******* sponge and telling you its all going well and would you like him to stroke your back........ Isn't there a folding model???? I'll get me coat .... (exit stage left) Tom ;-)
July 23, 201312 yr I'll get me coat .... (exit stage left) Tom ;-) Lol........dont forget your cake and nurse Tom Lynda
July 23, 201312 yr I normally watch the six o'clock news, best to give it a miss today I imagine........
July 23, 201312 yr You bl**dy try it John.....then you might be more impressed, it takes rather more effort than changing a hub motor or fixing a charger problem you know..... and a tad more painful...... Lynda I dropped a hub motor on my big toe and that hurt a lot:rolleyes:
July 23, 201312 yr I dropped a hub motor on my big toe and that hurt a lot Awww John thats awful never mind, I do hope you had someone nice to kiss it better for you, and at least you lived to tell the painful tale......sometimes it makes me feel sad at the thought of all the pain you men go through at times.... (and sometimes it makes me roll around laughing, but then, I can be evil when provoked )...... Lynda
July 23, 201312 yr Well, I have sat here religiously watching sky news, just to be able to announce to you that the royal baby has been seen as he left hospital and he looked healthy and absolutely gorgeous......as did his mother....they were all great, chatting to the press....awwww.......it was really exciting.......especially when he zoomed off on his new mini electric bike...... I gather from some of your previous posts that you have all been waiting with bated breath for that riveting piece of information Now now........steady on, dont all rush to thank me at once , I did it for you out of the kindness of my heart, no thanks expected I suspect the moment might be repeated a few times so you will have the opportunity to see it for yourselves later ....... Lynda
July 23, 201312 yr PS.....and you think you lot have pain sitting on your saddle sometimes......ROFLOL..... Pah; childbirth is over relatively quickly - try breaking a femur, a collarbone, a humerus, toes, fingers and knees and tell me about pain. Edited July 23, 201312 yr by Scimitar
July 23, 201312 yr Pahl; childbirth is over relatively quickly - try breaking a femur, a collarbone, a humerus, toes, fingers and knees and tell me about pain. LOL.....There speaks a member of the male species..... Lynda
July 24, 201312 yr Ahem ... http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j158/danfoto_photos/1016938_604304646259281_1092068052_n_zps36b0ade0.jpg
July 24, 201312 yr Ahem ... http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j158/danfoto_photos/1016938_604304646259281_1092068052_n_zps36b0ade0.jpg Tsssss....Honestly..... ......and there was me thinking you were being a sweetie, showing your feminine side and posting pics of the baby.......silly me.... Lynda
July 24, 201312 yr Came across this Chinese Maternity ward photo Google Image Result for http://ricewisdom.org/images/rice-wisdom-002-home.jpg
July 24, 201312 yr Tsssss....Honestly..... ......and there was me thinking you were being a sweetie, showing your feminine side and posting pics of the baby.......silly me.... Lynda Hah! Have a care, madam! I'll have you know that it's only 30 years since a rather butch lesbian friend of ours accused me of being a feminist!
July 24, 201312 yr Hah! Have a care, madam! I'll have you know that it's only 30 years since a rather butch lesbian friend of ours accused me of being a feminist! Hah ! Read what I said again, I didnt accuse you of being a feminist lol Saying a man has a feminine side is a compliment not an accusation, all the best men have one All the better to understand us with Lynda PS.......and just so you know..... I am very definitely not a butch lesbian..... lol
July 24, 201312 yr Another unemployed state dependant with a hand in my tax payments The New royal Baby is likely to add a extra £500,000,000 boost to the economy, Prince William is doing his bit for Britain.....could do with one every year :o Edited July 24, 201312 yr by jazper53
July 24, 201312 yr Pah; childbirth is over relatively quickly - try breaking a femur, a collarbone, a humerus, toes, fingers and knees and tell me about pain. Sorry but I will say one word FISSURE If 10/10 pain was 'Suicidal' then I was 3 or 4 times. 8 to 10 hours each day of demented pain. Would not wish t on anyone.
July 24, 201312 yr The New royal Baby is likely to add a extra £500,000,000 boost to the economy, Prince William is doing his bit for Britain.....could do with one every year :o It is both sobering and ironic that this newly born child could well be alive to witness the complete breakdown of society and the extinction of humans. Both due to overpopulation.
July 24, 201312 yr To celebrate the boy's German, Greek and English heritage: Klaus Alexandros Albert Windsor Erm ... Windsor? They should go back to the original family name of Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha ...
July 24, 201312 yr The New royal Baby is likely to add a extra £500,000,000 boost to the economy Is that the same kind of "fact" as those being used to "justify" the HS2 white elephant?
July 24, 201312 yr Is that the same kind of "fact" as those being used to "justify" the HS2 white elephant? HS2 will cost about 70 billion that about 140 royal babies worth at the present rate per baby, No problem.
July 24, 201312 yr Author HS2 will cost about 70 billion that about 140 royal babies worth at the present rate per baby, No problem. Millions will pay fares on HS2 and get to travel for it. Millions will pay for the royal baby for many decades and only he will get to travel for it.
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