Yeah, I like the sound of 'Woosh.ie', and 'Wisper.ie'. They work well phonetically (is that a word?).I wasn't suggesting such terrible fraud!
I believe that if you separate your business into several sections, you can avoid a higher rate of tax. And if one arm is in Germany ("Wooshy", "Wooshlike", "Mr. Woosh" Bikes Germany?), you can dropship from there like your ebike-kit shipping competitors... and continue to assemble and sell your bikes in the UK as a separate business... then give me 40% of all of your future profits as a tip, for the tip
The temporary 'Free' trade (laugh) may be extended to April for 27 to ratify in 27 languages at EU parliament, according to RTE.
""The European Parliament needs more time, the Council [of the European Union] needs more time to produce the authentic language versions and there's also this discussion on governance (monitoring of 'level playing field' & retaliations possible?) which is also going to be more protracted than people thought," one diplomat said." End quote